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Why Public Transportation Sucks
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Top 10 Reasons
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By Dave Marder
10. When having to go to the bathroom the bus seems to hit every bump on the
road
9. The high school couple who are continually making-out in front of you
8. Having to read the same droll signs every single day .
7. Continually wondering if Someone really did get electricated from
urinating on the subway track.
6. Standing beside someone who just showered in cologne or perfume
5. Standing beside someone who never heard of a shower.
4. Waiting for the bus in below-zero temperature while express-busses whiz
by.
3. Highschoolers who think you are interested in their conversation
2. Sitting down and being lifted off the ground by the pressure of the
people on either side of you.
1. Always minding the wrong gap.